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Coffee Demotivational Poster

CAFFEINE - There's nothing like that twelfth cup of coffee in the morning

TAGS: caffeine addict coffee
Rating: 4.76/5

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CloudchaserS - January 15, 2013, 5:22 am
I do have to dissolve them in water sweetened with honey, otherwise they have a bitter peppermint like taste.
Silverheart - January 14, 2013, 7:16 pm

Caffeine pills don't taste that good. Maybe if they made coffee flavored chewables... I'd OD.
PapaFox - January 14, 2013, 6:43 am
Coffee - my favorite food group. :)
CloudchaserS - January 14, 2013, 12:06 am
I don't even do coffee. I just take caffeine pills
Silverheart - January 13, 2013, 10:52 pm

But it's usually the tenth cup that make the shakes go away... Great poster, 5 highly caffeinated Lions


TAGS: coffee cup
Rating: 4.52/5

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spacedog - February 13, 2011, 10:44 am
Nice one Haar.



TAGS: coffee
Rating: 4.84/5

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lgvernon - May 6, 2012, 10:33 pm

I don't even have to say this anymore. Not. Ever. 5L

EPICALLY AWESOME - When your cock wakes you up and pours your coffee for you too ...


COFFEE - Nurse, 25 units of caffeine! Stat! This man's life is at stake!!

TAGS: coffee caffeine drip medical emergency
Rating: 3.38/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 25, 2012, 1:19 pm
Hurry, man! Thi5 fella has to pull an all nighter for his finals tomorrow! Lol!
Derek - May 6, 2010, 7:19 pm
YES! But does it have to be StarF**ks?

STRONG COFFEE - No more wimpy girly brew !

FUTILITY - All the caffeine in Columbia will not make you into a morning person.

INSTANT HUMAN - Just add coffee.


TAGS: coffee
Rating: 4.56/5

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tomyironmane - July 24, 2013, 3:02 pm
That's not terror... that dirty little eight-legged s**t is drinking MY COFFEE! SPIT IT OUT! SPIT IT OUT YOU LITTLE [email protected]**@rd! ...and next time, no cream, please.
falloutghoul - July 15, 2012, 1:58 pm
Perhaps "Start your Day with a cup of piss-in-your-pants terror!"?
vilnius - July 14, 2012, 10:20 am
great photo, but caption could have been better
makingplans4nigel - July 13, 2012, 9:31 pm
if i saw that in my cup it would be flying 100mph towards a wall followed by a grown man shirking cry

INTRAVENOUS COFFEE - Some people like to wake and bake, I prefer to wake and brew ...


TAGS: coffee intravenous energy
Rating: 3.88/5

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Bob D. Sailor - January 28, 2010, 8:09 pm
Does this come in a Monster setup?
rerun - January 28, 2010, 7:11 pm

I could take coffee like this all day

STARBUCKS GOES GREEN - Forget the cup. Take your caffeine direct.

MARITAL BLISS - Agreement is a key point in having a happy marriage

TAGS: no offense to mrs logicdudes coffeemaking skills
Rating: 4.6/5

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EmilioDumphque - September 11, 2012, 5:10 pm
A classic exchange between Lady Astor and Winston Churchill.
lesterinside - March 11, 2010, 8:33 pm
As always LD. You're right. 5

coffee -


STARFOX COFFEE - Because even those sick perverted furries need coffee.

3 O'CLOCK RUT - It's that time of the day when no matter how many coffees or power shots you have, your forehead plays knock knock with the desk and keyboard.

The answer is simple -

TAGS: coffee tea
Rating: 4.92/5

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mizzdizz - November 11, 2016, 12:08 pm
Thanks, Cynic! Anything I put on this site is meant to be shared, inspire, used, or redone. Please DO!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 11, 2016, 10:39 am
I like this. I'm going to use it soon. ^

SAFETY FIRST - Avoid harmful UV rays

TAGS: nice place for a coffee
Rating: 4.49/5

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Silverheart - July 24, 2017, 8:39 am

The heaviest sun protection they could find!
CANADA - April 30, 2010, 6:36 pm
thank you
reasonhunter - April 30, 2010, 6:33 pm
Your posters are always my favorite XD
CANADA - March 29, 2010, 8:14 pm
spacedog - March 29, 2010, 7:58 pm
Nice. If the hydraulics leak, they'll be the first to know. 5Ls.
Airman - March 29, 2010, 6:37 pm
Bovee - March 29, 2010, 5:02 pm
Bovee - March 29, 2010, 5:01 pm
SP5 for saftey. wonder if guy standing is saftey inspector.
CANADA - March 29, 2010, 4:59 pm
Thanks Grey
GreyScorpion - March 29, 2010, 4:59 pm
excellent!! 5L

GOOD COFFEE - Is allot like a good woman. Rich, hot and can keep you up all night long ...

TAGS: good coffee like woman
Rating: 4.38/5

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GaryO - March 2, 2013, 12:08 am
Been a year and a half, zoom……it just may be safe now, but thanks for takin’ your turn on the wall. A hot one will come along soon enough.
zoomer296 - March 1, 2013, 10:32 pm
hw do U lke ths grmr nzi? (Now quit bothering people.)
Budog - August 2, 2011, 5:12 am
Who let the grammar Nazi loose?
the1stCOMMI3 - August 1, 2011, 2:48 am
don't forget, the common motifaker doesn't give a sh*t
Dogsbody - July 31, 2011, 11:35 pm
3. to assign as a portion; set apart; dedicate. A lot of morons don't know how to use the phrase "a lot".
Dogsbody - July 31, 2011, 11:33 pm
allot–verb (used with object), -lot·ted, -lot·ting. 1. to divide or distribute by share or portion; distribute or parcel out; apportion: to allot the available farmland among the settlers. 2. to appropriate for a special purpose: to allot money for a park
Budog - July 29, 2011, 5:12 pm
Don't forget instant, though it isn't the best, or something you would serve to guests it is good for a quicky on the go...
irundeepenough - July 29, 2011, 11:45 am
Ground up.
440wakeup - July 28, 2011, 11:16 pm
Or too black and bitter...


TAGS: coffee drinker humor
Rating: 4.8/5

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lgvernon - July 11, 2013, 7:53 pm

Thank you, oh mighty mod of the grey persuasion.
rerun - July 11, 2013, 7:27 pm

Great poster.
lgvernon - July 11, 2013, 2:36 pm

I'm like a rudderless tanker in deep swell until I get at least a whiff of the stuff.
GaryO - July 11, 2013, 2:06 pm
**wakes ME up**…I seem to need some now
GaryO - July 11, 2013, 2:05 pm
I take mine serious too, but don’t care the color, or richness. I've found that if it’s hot, it pretty much wakes up right away……when thrown in my face.
lgvernon - July 11, 2013, 12:53 pm

I'm partial to light roast coffees. Ethiopian Yergicheffe is my favorite~~and I take it very, very seriously. (BG) People think the darker a coffee is roasted, the more caffeine it contains. The exact opposite is true. Black and bitter doesn't equal good!
falloutghoul - July 11, 2013, 12:30 pm
If you say a "rich, dark roast," you're most likely lying.

Time After Time -

TAGS: france surrender coffee usa creamer
Rating: 4.88/5

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Greybeard - August 3, 2014, 10:54 pm
LMAO. Thank you for the very nice comments :)
lgvernon - August 3, 2014, 3:18 pm

Absolutely EPIC!
GaryO - August 3, 2014, 10:47 am
OH…MAN….a definite uptick in yer profound arsenal, GB. This one slays me. (aaand I just spit on myself)


TAGS: coffee hot eye opener cubby
Rating: 4.48/5

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agdaniele - March 26, 2011, 11:06 pm
By Brookline, you mean "imagination" right?
Kmonet - March 26, 2011, 11:05 pm
A little slut at the Brookline Starbucks does this with considerable enthusiasm.
Cubbybear - March 26, 2011, 6:49 pm
...pull up your pants sir.
agdaniele - March 26, 2011, 5:28 pm
I was sure it could be done.... tried to get Starbucks to do that. So, here's what the arresting officer explained to me...


COFFEE - Makes the universe better

TAGS: coffee makes universe better
Rating: 4.42/5

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EmilioDumphque - December 24, 2012, 11:53 pm
Amen as well!
PapaFox - December 24, 2012, 4:08 pm
Amen! :)


TAGS: lizvicious aol sexy goth coffee
Rating: 3.67/5

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Rhovanmark - February 15, 2012, 7:56 pm
I think this is the first time i've seen her with clothes on

IMPATIENCE - I don't need cute faces or whipped cream, I JUST NEED MY COFFEE NOW ! UNDERSTAND?

TAGS: coffee blz
Rating: 4.72/5

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mariand - November 16, 2011, 5:48 am

COFFEE - Drink coffee, you can sleep when your dead.

TAGS: coffee
Rating: 3.78/5

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demon001 - December 6, 2013, 9:47 pm

COFFEE - You don't want to see him without his morning coffee


TAGS: working as a team makin the coffee
Rating: 4.33/5

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R.S.Jake - May 11, 2010, 10:32 am
Well, at least the Mod Lights don't have to do the dishes! Oh, wait, you're talking about the executive kitchen aren't you? I was wondering about that, our 'kitchen' is just a bucket next to the Port-o-let. 5 smelly cups!
Airman - May 11, 2010, 10:30 am
of course it's David Thorne. I meant to put a nod in the tag line, but I did this at the end of the work day, and it took forever to change the names plus I rushed at the end. But it achieved its purpose..you chuckled, and I laffed making it. Too long tho
Anything - May 10, 2010, 9:28 pm
Because it IS a david thorne email. With the names changed.
Claire - May 10, 2010, 9:02 pm
This is GENIUS. It reminds me of a David Thorne email.
rerun - May 10, 2010, 8:08 pm

up youres Iconclast, I am going to drink herbal tea in a disposable cup....the kitches is a sty anyway......sorry Iconoclast, this decaf herbal crap is giving me the shakes...I really didn't mean to go off on you like that.
Iconoclast - May 10, 2010, 7:58 pm
Come on, Mods, be reasonable. TOC only asked that she not have to do the dishes. Sounds reasonable since she is probably busy making sammichs for all of you.
pzykosiz - May 10, 2010, 7:57 pm
is this a normal day in the motifake offices?
thatonechick - May 10, 2010, 7:36 pm
I ain't washin them coffee cups. :x
redhdsrbst - May 10, 2010, 7:33 pm
LoL .. I think "Whatever" is a codeword .. Anyone got the translation XDXD
Anything - May 10, 2010, 7:25 pm
Well, this lacks originality... But i 5l'd because it made me chuckle a lil bit.


"CAFFEINE, ERGO SUM" - It takes at least three cups to bring out the "Cogito."

TAGS: descarte philosophy coffee erudite humor
Rating: 4.13/5

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GySgt1811 - March 25, 2011, 11:14 am
Merci, mon Derriere, il n'ya pas de quoi.
culos - March 24, 2011, 7:03 pm
erudite poster, mes hommages!

A COLD STETHOSCOPE - wakes you much better than a cup of coffee


TAGS: coffee
Rating: 4.71/5

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Calvert - June 11, 2011, 9:19 am
I like my coffee like I like my women...tied up in a burlap sack and dragged through the Andes on the back of a donkey.
Sean - May 2, 2011, 2:33 pm
I like my coffee like I like my women ... emotionally absent.
Maitreakow - April 29, 2011, 6:50 am
I like my women like I like my coffee, ground up and in the freezer...
djinnyf - April 26, 2011, 6:58 pm
I like my man like my coffee, smooth and sweet! xx
CaptainBaked - April 26, 2011, 12:42 pm
I'll tell you how you don't want your coffee in prison... Black and strong
Kspace - April 26, 2011, 8:33 am
This is why I miss tunnels: I like my coffee like I like my women: Rich, and bitter.
Verdeckt - April 26, 2011, 12:58 am
I prefer mine hot and all over my lap while I'm driving...

COFFEE TIME ! - Please sit back and enjoy your coffee.

TAGS: coffee mug funny
Rating: 4.27/5

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Java -

TAGS: coffee tolerence meter mug warning
Rating: 5/5

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Oldsod - December 10, 2014, 5:00 pm
Thedge - December 10, 2014, 3:09 pm
Hmm... that's for a 5% waitress or waiter. Want the 20%, just get it on your own.


TAGS: coffee percolate hot drink fluid
Rating: 4.75/5

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Calvert - June 23, 2011, 1:42 pm
I like my coffee like I like my women: tied up in a burlap sack and dragged through the Andes on the back of a donkey.
Demo33 - June 18, 2011, 6:28 am
I like my coffee black just like my metal.x
MilDoc - June 16, 2011, 5:01 pm
Nice one, Steph! You're a Star(buck5)! I like my coffee like I like my women...dark and bitter!


Go fa coffee -

TAGS: coffee caffeine addiction attitude
Rating: 4.67/5

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spacedog - June 5, 2013, 7:43 pm
Thanks guys. I avoided the bad words and everything, but I guess "sounds like" put it on the adult side. I guess I know for next time. Glad you guys like it.
GaryO - June 5, 2013, 9:00 am
Man, dog, you managed to pack a bunch of stuff into this one. 5 WOOFs, easy.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 4, 2013, 1:37 pm
I think I'll email to an in-law that I know of "evil laugh."
Silverheart - June 4, 2013, 1:11 pm

Clever coloring of the EE in COFFEE. 5goodtothelastdrops

California Law -

TAGS: stupid california law coffee mcdonald s like a boss
Rating: 4.67/5

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steve1961 - July 30, 2013, 12:53 pm
Think that's bad? Just try saying "***** with a ******* rusty *****."
falloutghoul - July 30, 2013, 7:53 am
That's true. :)
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 30, 2013, 3:38 am
My wife and I laugh at each other. When we get bored of that, we make fun of passerby. When THAT gets boring, we laugh at our pets... I'm telling you, cats know when you're laughing at them :-/
GaryO - July 29, 2013, 3:20 pm
I swear it seems like only 43 years. Truly, both our demented senses of twisted humor have been a help. We used to point and laugh at others, now we point at each other, laughing our hind ends off.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 29, 2013, 1:11 pm
44 years? congrats.
GaryO - July 29, 2013, 8:41 am
I have a ritual; every day I get up. Trudge to the breakfast table. Smack lips. Scratch. Sit. Stare at, gulp down steaming hot coffee. Scream. My wife’s morning ritual is staring incredulously at her moronic husband of 44 years.
Renza - July 29, 2013, 7:44 am
Coffee is typically boiling when it is made, one should expect the possibility that the temperature of the liquid may still be around that point. Unless they're mentally deficient anyway.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 29, 2013, 1:38 am
Yes, but doesn't anything feel scalding when poured into the [email protected]? Just saying.
Ism - July 28, 2013, 6:23 pm
Still stunned [email protected] was Censored... must be in that same California Law... I stand Corrected
Ism - July 28, 2013, 6:20 pm
Wow... [email protected] is censored... **Sigh**
Ism - July 28, 2013, 6:19 pm
5L's on the Poster.. My 2 cents.. Would you set a Water Heater in your Home so High that when a guest turns on the Hot Water they receive 3rd degree burns? McD's should have had better sense than to set a Coffee Machine that high.. Hot Yes, Scalding No...
Silverheart - July 28, 2013, 4:06 pm

Next thing you know, they're gonna tell you ice cream is cold. (I agree fully with you on this one!) 5(goodTOtheLASTdrop)Ls


TAGS: it s why i drink coffee
Rating: 4.22/5

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BoneCD - February 26, 2010, 6:28 pm
Then again, when you're drunk on your ass, any idea is a good idea!!!
BoneCD - February 26, 2010, 6:26 pm
I should also thank Double D (or just Dee) for this Idea...
BoneCD - February 26, 2010, 6:21 pm
Funny thing Phy....I don't have any kids, just 28 nieces and nephews
phydeaux - February 26, 2010, 6:20 pm
5L...but how did you know what goes on in my house?



TAGS: coffee cups
Rating: 3.68/5

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djinnyf - March 26, 2011, 8:48 am
Good one! xx
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 25, 2011, 6:54 pm
You're just looking for the cheapest option.
rerun - January 25, 2011, 6:44 pm

I don't know....I still think they are plastic.....
Donkasaurus - January 25, 2011, 6:40 pm
With the proper lighting angle one CAN make the shadow of coffee cups look like...well, you can see it. You can tell from where the light is hitting the handle of the cup that the picture is legit.
rerun - January 25, 2011, 6:29 pm

gotta be fake
GreyScorpion - December 11, 2009, 10:38 am
Excellent pic and caption. 5 oh yeah babies!!


TAGS: coffee flexible acrobat contortionist
Rating: 3.38/5

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iyaayas66 - March 20, 2011, 11:26 pm
gosh darnit, I'm awake now!

Get Up 'N Go -

TAGS: norning coffee pot going enemas
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - December 10, 2014, 12:02 am
In other words mizzdizz...you enjoyed that morning coffee huh?
MissPriss - December 10, 2014, 12:00 am
Now ya done gone and made me feel doubly honoured! Referencing my work/words with the likes of Greeny and knowing that you're kacking yourself!
MissPriss - December 9, 2014, 11:58 pm
Sod, good to know it's on your screen and not in your pants my old friend! Thanks for the vote.
mizzdizz - December 8, 2014, 4:00 pm
Once again, I am taking advantage of the portability of my laptop--- we won't discuss the results of laughing that hard, that suddenly as it would be highly inappropriate, even here! LOL!
GaryO - December 8, 2014, 8:46 am
I haven’t kacked like this since Greeny’s ‘female claim to childbirth pain’ 5L/fav
GaryO - December 8, 2014, 8:45 am
In other news; atomized coffee creates an unusual hand rubbed patina
GaryO - December 8, 2014, 8:44 am
This just in; hot beverages travel at a much faster rate of speed upon exiting the esophagus once mixed with a sudden rush of oxygen.
Oldsod - December 8, 2014, 7:18 am
...and now, I have coffee on my screen. 5L.

when your coffee attacks, -

TAGS: monday blackcat killer coffee
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - March 30, 2015, 8:30 pm
LOL! True, true!
Silverheart - March 30, 2015, 6:07 pm

When your coffee is strong enough to fight back, then you KNOW it's just strong enough!


Caffeine -

TAGS: coffee is life
Rating: 4.27/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 22, 2013, 1:11 am
Lol, looks like a few people I know.


COFFEE - So they need the cocaine to pick the beans faster?? No problemo!!

TAGS: coffee caffeine cocaine cup
Rating: 4.13/5

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Derek - May 4, 2010, 6:27 am


TAGS: coffee road life guinness
Rating: 4.37/5

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autumnspirit - December 18, 2010, 4:03 am
Whatever work for ya man! C affine, Beer... 5 Liters!

WORKDAY PLAN - I am going to turn a gallon of coffee into a gallon of piss

Hush! -



TAGS: coffee sex humor
Rating: 4.83/5

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lgvernon - June 3, 2013, 10:39 am

MissPriss - June 3, 2013, 2:15 am
Missed you and your 5L posters around here...glad to see both back!


TAGS: coffee black nuts jack daniels whiskey
Rating: 4.43/5

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eldiabloloco - October 1, 2010, 8:56 am
ill take a triple shot please
hootizz - September 30, 2010, 3:29 am
Jack lives here..!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 28, 2010, 1:15 pm
*Big sister....I'm OK with that.
forseti - September 28, 2010, 1:11 pm
No, that's your little sister... She's often around here. Just for making me drinks of course...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 28, 2010, 12:38 pm
I like your nails Forskinny........you're a chick....right?



TAGS: no sense of humor bikini coffee
Rating: 4.4/5

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rerun - July 8, 2010, 8:04 pm

The one in the middle is nice looking
guyfox - July 8, 2010, 6:56 pm
it's only because they're kind of ugly looking
Reality Lord - July 7, 2010, 8:29 am

yup...."envy is...."
forseti - July 7, 2010, 8:08 am
first word came to my mind: jealousy

THE FASHION POLICE - Must be on coffee break.

TAGS: fashion police coffee break redneck freaks fat
Rating: 3.61/5

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Nagori - August 11, 2010, 7:33 am
I refuse to aknowledge that these people willingly clothed themselves in these outfits...... I know I'm no Fashion Nazi, but I still like being able to sleep at night.........
booger13 - March 25, 2010, 7:37 am
the worst >> points at the picture in question . altho i have seen things at a WM that would give even Cubby/pedobear nightmares *hence the drinking of the strongest booze in Trek history*
booger13 - March 25, 2010, 7:34 am
some one call the Klingons i think i ran out of bloodwine >__> (i need to be drunk, dagnabbit). best part about WM, going to the frozen section @ 4 am and seeing all the sexy strippers in the Frozen aisles . True story
CANADA - February 10, 2010, 2:50 pm
That site is disturbing
phydeaux - February 10, 2010, 11:29 am
I love the People Of Walmart site.

Coffee -

TAGS: coffee coffee coffee gimme dat coffee and none of that frou frou crap
Rating: 5/5

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Oldsod - November 16, 2014, 7:49 pm
...and thi5 goes into the Classroom File...God bless whomever boiled that first bean...
MissPriss - November 16, 2014, 2:22 pm
I take mine with 2 cigarettes and just a drop of cream. Come on over...the pot's a brewing and the lighter is in my hand.
spacedog - November 16, 2014, 11:26 am
Amen to that Silver.
mizzdizz - November 16, 2014, 10:22 am
Cup of coffee and a cigarette . . . calms me right down! Better than a valium salt lick! Lol!
Greeny - November 16, 2014, 10:12 am
It's near the top of my wet & warm list
Thedge - November 16, 2014, 9:32 am
Sadly, the placebo effect only.


TAGS: coffee tea me
Rating: 4.55/5

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TAGS: wasted morning coffee kitty cubby
Rating: 4.5/5

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TwistedNinjaPirate - February 15, 2011, 2:52 pm
This cat is weird lookin, even if it wasn't drunk lol


TAGS: toc day she looks much better after she has had her coffee
Rating: 4.09/5

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Cubbybear - June 12, 2010, 1:40 pm
Before she had her morning salt
agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 11:24 am
This was taken at 5pm? What a relief! 5L

STARBUCKS - They Know How I Like My latte

TAGS: coffee
Rating: 3.16/5

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themansn - January 31, 2011, 5:28 am
LOL xDDD In germany the word "Latte" could also mean "boner"


TAGS: grumpy coffee humor
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - June 3, 2013, 8:16 pm

Thank you!
spacedog - June 3, 2013, 5:57 pm
Nice to see you back here lgvernon. Nice one.
lgvernon - June 3, 2013, 1:29 am

Thanks so much! I'm married to a morning person who makes great coffee. This is a running joke between us.
Silverheart - June 3, 2013, 1:10 am

Perfect. Just perfect. 5&favd


Sleeping late -

TAGS: coffee still recommended
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - August 25, 2013, 1:29 am
I’m likin’ thi5
BobbEdwards - August 24, 2013, 11:11 pm
True dat. 20 years ago I would've argued that sunsets are much more beautiful. Now...5L
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 24, 2013, 12:36 pm
Very 5obering thought. Well put.

The Best Part Of Waking Up -

TAGS: coffee mold spores folgers yummy
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 1, 2013, 12:21 pm
I only like tea, because my wife knows how to pick tea in the stores. Married nearly 7 years, and just when I think she's found all the delicious tea possible - I was wrong!
MissPriss - November 1, 2013, 10:06 am
That is 1 of the reasons I converted to tea"ism"...yum.

mommy! -

ingredients -

TAGS: starbucks coffee milkshakes reality check
Rating: 4.56/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 2, 2013, 6:21 pm
Thanks. It really goes to show that they don't know how to make coffee because the coffee that they DO sell tastes like fecal matter. All the sugar in the world couldn't make their coffee taste good. Even percolator coffee tastes better.
maoworks2 - August 2, 2013, 1:29 pm
I Agree.

COFFEE - Because meth isn't allowed in the workplace

TAGS: coffee meth isn t allowed workplace
Rating: 4.36/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 10, 2013, 8:04 pm
And while coffee may make work relatively fun, meth would make it interesting. And work shouldn't be interesting. Then corporate will think you know too much.
VolcanicGoku - August 19, 2011, 6:29 pm
And because coffe is less expensive yet more addictive.


SERVING HER 1ST CUP OF THE MORN' - Becomes the last thing he remembers of the day.


TAGS: coffee cupholder packing tape dashboard
Rating: 3.92/5

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agdaniele - February 12, 2010, 6:58 pm
Great caption.
phydeaux - February 9, 2010, 8:35 pm
I see the beauty of the design...and it's brilliant! 5L to you sir!


TAGS: douche cries over spilled coffee
Rating: 3.92/5

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CANADA - March 31, 2010, 7:44 pm
only time i drink coffee is duck and goose hunting
Chompers - March 31, 2010, 7:17 pm
The powers of the anti-douche are not to be questioned
Bob D. Sailor - March 31, 2010, 7:16 pm
I was wondering the same thing R.S.J.
R.S.Jake - March 31, 2010, 6:39 pm
I'm just wondering how you shatter a paper cup... 5!
Fatt Matt - March 31, 2010, 6:08 pm
I hate coffee, but at $13 a cup I'd be pissed too. +5 cafe-latte-crape'-douches

Meltdown immenent -

TAGS: danger warning caffeine levels critical low coffee silverheart
Rating: 3.9/5

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maoworks2 - June 3, 2013, 2:09 pm
I Got That One .


TAGS: cuban coffee strong stuff
Rating: 3.5/5

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Silverheart - October 30, 2012, 12:36 pm

Ditto, in AZ.
rerun - October 29, 2012, 8:49 pm

Man,I would kill to find authentic Cuban coffee in Dallas

BOLDLY GO... YEP.. NOW - No coffee, no flyee across Universee.

TAGS: coffee janeway star trek voyager
Rating: 3.33/5

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Ed-Hyde - May 4, 2010, 12:01 pm
Amen to that! No Coffee No Workee!


STARBUCKS QUOTES - sadly this is a real quote

TAGS: starbucks the way i see it coffee chip geller
Rating: 2.24/5

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Jalozyin - September 23, 2011, 7:22 pm
The guy was being sardonic. If you read on past the "hoax" part, you'll see that he's being completely sarcastic about the entire quote.
Haha. - January 22, 2009, 9:09 pm
Sadly, I agree with that quote. I can't lie.
pewipo - October 19, 2008, 8:16 pm
look who said that chip giller asshole the most environmentally rigous person in the world
Skylar - September 6, 2008, 2:19 pm
Sadly, not everybody understands the sarcasm in this quotation.

Two cups down..... -

TAGS: coffee
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - November 13, 2016, 4:29 am
Something flammable...the world? Watch it burn? chuckle, chuckle... LUV THIS! ^!
MissPriss - November 13, 2016, 3:30 am
Try my coffee. I make it strong enough to burn a whole right through ya lol Nice to see ya around.

Ruff night -

TAGS: dog yawn coffee age life
Rating: 4.92/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 21, 2013, 8:55 pm
Jeez, sounds like an enlarged prostate.
GaryO - May 3, 2013, 11:36 pm
Greeny - May 3, 2013, 9:39 pm
Yay from old guy5 section
rerun - May 3, 2013, 8:42 pm

Ya know, I thought to myself....I just saw this somewhere. Then I remembered I saw you had posted it on FB. 5L


TAGS: morning coffee
Rating: 4.81/5

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the1stCOMMI3 - July 2, 2011, 2:51 pm
my morning coffee always makes me 5mile!
mariand - July 2, 2011, 2:20 pm
It seems you like alot of milk in your morning coffee...;)

STATIONS - A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..

TAGS: coffee break time
Rating: 4.45/5

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BeNiceToMe - February 9, 2012, 2:08 pm
spanko there is a rule here : you can't ste5l 2 days in a row :)


TAGS: tribute toc rerun coffee
Rating: 4.35/5

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Faceplant31 - March 22, 2010, 7:53 pm
I changed it up from the one in the forum. RS being the good mod lite rejected it earlier due to my shitty spelling, thankfully. So i re - did it and spruced it up. Nice work Grey!
ICEMAN - March 22, 2010, 7:51 pm
5 warm & fuzzies
GreyScorpion - March 22, 2010, 7:48 pm
I saw this poster earlier in the topic 1000 forum post. I used the same words in an e-mail, and I gotta date later!! whoo-hoo!! she's married though :(...to some grey bug guy
rerun - March 22, 2010, 7:41 pm

love it, and I am a coffee junky as well.
Derek - March 22, 2010, 6:38 pm
Mmmmm coffee


TAGS: chemical poster day you knew it was about coffee right
Rating: 4.29/5

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GuinnessTroll - March 31, 2010, 7:54 pm
Sounds like thatonechick likes her coffee the way I like my women...bitter.


I HAVE A SOLUTION! - Why don't you just move the coffee maker?


TAGS: coffee tastes like crap
Rating: 3.71/5

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Grimgravy - April 19, 2011, 2:07 am
I got to get my Dad this for father's day.
R.S.Jake - May 13, 2010, 10:35 am
I want one! 5 "it's a bit nutty"s!


ENGLISH - Something this guy desperately needs to learn.

TAGS: ozzy osbourne black coffee english
Rating: 2.75/5

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Derek - May 2, 2010, 10:04 pm
Mrmumble SHARON! Murgmubm I can't get muh shoes on! Muh feet are on backwards!


SLEEP - Best avoided while driving a motor vehicle.

TAGS: stay awake the old fashioned way coffee
Rating: 2.35/5

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ICEMAN - April 30, 2010, 1:15 am
Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.
agdaniele - April 30, 2010, 1:12 am
I know... he doesn't even look tired!
ICEMAN - April 30, 2010, 1:10 am
This just plain sucks hind tit. Both the pic & the caption.

MUST.. - get...more...coffee...!!

QUICK QUESTION - Does Anyone Know If The Five Second Rule Also Applies To Liquids???

TAGS: food coffee rule
Rating: 5/5

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mommakaboom - August 26, 2013, 8:50 am
I agree with Spacedog...The dog hairs are rough...
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 26, 2013, 4:01 am
I agree with Cranky on thi5 one. Lol
spacedog - October 5, 2012, 1:37 pm
Haha, nice one momma. @cranky: I think we've all been drunk enough to try this at least once. 5 dog hairs!
CloudchaserS - October 4, 2012, 11:39 pm
If I spill milk in my kitchen, I call my dog, he's happy to clean it up for me. I also can't remember the last time I found where the cats puked before he found it.
CloudchaserS - October 4, 2012, 11:37 pm
Can you vote 5L on a comment?
crankyhead - October 4, 2012, 8:45 pm
Only if the liquid in question, had previously spent more than 16 years in an oak barrel. =)

I'll Never Learn -

TAGS: need hot coffee now
Rating: 5/5

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spacedog - December 17, 2013, 10:20 pm
Just another of those things that gets worse with age. As a kid they felt like a headache, but last summer I thought I was having a stroke.
GaryO - December 16, 2013, 8:37 pm
Last august, after spending the day building a shed for a neighbor, someone put an iced coffee something in my hand. Downed it two gulps. My head exploded.
spacedog - December 16, 2013, 7:57 pm
Ha! I think He's also telling me I'm too old for slurpees.

Monday morning -